A man in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia has claimed that driving a car has magically restored his virginity. The Saudi man known as Sheikh Raashad bin Raashad Jr made public the incident after consulting with his wife Mrs. Afsheen Raashad, and his other wife Mrs. Narmeena Raashad and his other wife Mrs. Cynthia Raashad and another wife Mrs. Sabeena Raashad. The news of the possibility of restoring men’s virginity has swept the entire Kingdom off it’s feet and Saudi men have been seen running towards their gas guzzling automobiles.

In an unprecedented move, the Almighty decided last night to help a local infidel with his quest to find his car keys. It is being said that the infidel who was getting late for work in the morning faced towards heavens and asked for a sign that the Big Guy exists. Details have also revealed that major monotheistic religions’ followers have felt a pang of disappointment in their respective God.

The research fellows at the University of Western Ontario have made public a detailed study which was conducted to understand the “bharams” that are usually boasted by all the Hira Faizans of the World. The research was funded by one man who is in Karachi and is allegedly very angry. According to the researchers, the sole purpose of this study was to investigate if Hira Faizans of the World were too cool for their own good.

Further details revealed that Mansoor Ijaz’s right eye was unable to hold back and dropped a tear as a courageous and unyielding Maya Khan on television said with patriotic valour, “Maya Khan kisi ke dabao mein naheen anay wali” (Translate: Maya Khan cannot be pressurized by anyone)

According to further detail of the study, these natural born predators latch on to their prey as the cars arrive on traffic signals. As soon as the signal turns from green to yellow their keen sense of sight and smell are activated and they kickstart their idenfication of prey. The smell of customer directs them through the cars and their eyes help them lock in to an eye contact. The passenger in the car cannot undo that eye contact and is attacked by the beast with all sorts of stories of dead parents and innocent siblings.

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